Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Top 10 Things to Do Before I Die (or get married which is essentially the same thing unless my wife wants to do these things too; then she's awesome)

I was going over a list of things I wanted/needed to do before I die; I figured I should share them with you so it doesn't surprise you when you see me on the news for something odd.

1. Epic light saber fight: Jedi vs. Sith; this will take place in a public area and include about 100 people.
2. Large scale water balloon fight in a large park.
3. Tour the USA in a rock band.
4. Dress up in a dinosaur outfit and fight the guy who acts like Mega-tron on Hollywood and Highland.
5. Throw an orange at a random person on a mountain bike.
6. Fight a zombie
7. Play a large scale game of Zombie Infestation in some public area (park, mall, downtown, etc.)
8. Have an Australian accent.
9. Grow a mustache of respectable size.
10. Make a slap bet.

Hope you are inspired to write your own list.

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